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2005 Archive: The Brokeback Mountain “Quit You”

Why did every comedian in 2005 have a new routine? Because Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal proved that the most intense thing in the Wild West wasn’t a shootout—it was two guys sharing a tent and a lot of emotional baggage.

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/08/2003 14:17So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Cyber_Traveler12/15/1998 15:48Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Snake_Game_Pro08/09/2015 04:57I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Backstreet_Fan10/26/2000 12:20I want it that way... the funny way!
@Pentium_Power02/24/2011 09:00My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Thundercats_Ho06/05/2006 07:42Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Borat_Very_Nice04/04/1997 21:41Very nice! Great success!
@Dancing_Baby_9606/01/2014 12:17Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Spawn_Camper_J12/04/1997 07:17I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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