1996 Archive: The Briefcase Update

How do you spot a modern lawyer in ’96? He’s the one with a laptop battery in his briefcase that only lasts 15 minutes.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@PalmPilot_Pro07/01/1995 14:41Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@T9_Texter08/13/2010 04:314-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Beavis_Butthead11/23/2013 01:26Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Memento_Guy06/13/2011 00:17Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Harambe_Memories07/06/2005 04:24Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Search_Scout_9912/05/1998 23:53Scouting the web for gems like this.