Why was the “Butcher” so precise? Because he won by six strokes at Hoylake and made the Claret Jug look like it belonged in his kitchen from day one.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The MLB "Robot Umps" Official Launch
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The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
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The Tennis Racket
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
... (Laughter in silence).
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Go, go, go! More jokes!