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2018 Classic: The Brett Kavanaugh Hearings

Why were these the most watched TV shows of the year? Because they turned the Supreme Court confirmation process into a national courtroom drama, proving that in 2018, “The Law” was 10% statutes and 90% character witness testimony.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J05/22/2011 23:42Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl04/06/2012 11:33Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Full_House_Michelle09/02/2004 08:25You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Unix_Wizard01/30/2005 12:42sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@E_T_Phone_Home03/07/1995 03:22E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Ancient_Aliens_G11/28/1997 01:23I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Keep_Calm_Fan07/07/2004 12:07Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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