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2012 Archive: The Brave Red Hair

 Pixar gave us a princess with hair that has more physics than most action movies.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes04/10/2003 10:47Standard classic. Never gets old.
@WebTV_Viewer08/03/2013 16:25Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Hotmail_Checker10/23/1996 00:55Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@SpiderMan_Peter03/10/2003 10:22My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Antivirus_Pro02/10/2010 05:10No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Badger_Badger_M02/09/2005 20:47Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Success_Kid_Win03/14/2003 02:32Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Salt_Bae_Original08/28/1998 12:24Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

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