Pixar gave us a princess with hair that has more physics than most action movies.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.