“Our marriage is like the Borderlands movie.” “Star-studded?” “No, it had a huge budget but no chemistry and everyone wants their money back.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
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The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
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In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!