I’m a soldier. I’m just “standing out.”
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Equality for all jokes!
My followers need to see this!