Why did the lawyer represent Freddie Mercury’s estate? To sue anyone who sang “Galileo” off-key for “defamation of a masterpiece.”
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.