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2002 Legacy: The “Blue Force Tracker” in Afghanistan

Why did we love it? Because for the first time, the “Fog of War” was replaced by a “Slowly Loading Map.”

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet01/27/1996 22:57Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Zoolander_Derek10/31/1995 07:27What is this? A joke for ants?
@Lock_Stock_Two05/16/2007 02:15It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Double_Rainbow_G02/24/2011 03:52What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
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@Warcraft_Orc09/10/2011 20:03Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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