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2013 Classic: The Blood Pressure

It hit 200 when the doctor said his new tablet doesn’t support my old insurance card.

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
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The Apple Myth
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2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
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The Expensive Stethoscope
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2025 Classic: The Surgeon
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64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
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53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen02/18/2004 05:17A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/14/2012 08:56A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Keyboard_Warrior08/21/2002 22:38F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Malware_Hunter06/18/1995 18:34Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Oracle_Says02/02/1995 01:06I knew you’d laugh at this.
@YouTube_Beta_User11/16/1996 01:50I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Blogger_Default03/29/1997 10:56Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Leet_Speaker_7707/17/2005 07:277h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Salad_Fingers_F04/29/1996 13:48I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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