It spiked when the doctor told me my file was “Corrupted” and we had to start the physical over.
Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
2025 Vintage: The MRI
"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
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The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
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I choose to believe it’s funny.
This is the future of humor!