2001 Classic: The BlackBerry Thumb

People are getting “CrackBerry” addiction, typing emails with their thumbs while walking into lampposts. The future is here.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

He’s a "whiskey neat" guy and I’m a "diet soda and a nap" guy.Pa...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

@Quake_Fragger07/21/1995 09:40M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@CRT_Brightness04/21/2005 05:20I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Emule_Donkey02/07/2013 07:24Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@American_Psycho_P09/07/1997 14:38I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Spawn_Camper_J12/08/1997 06:28I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Joe_Cartoon_G11/30/2009 07:15Press the button for more humor!