Why was the businessman sweating? He had the first BlackBerry pager and realized that now his boss could ruin his vacation in real-time, even in the middle of the ocean.
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🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Lost Luggage
Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition
Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »
2025 Classic: The Meta-Tourism
Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »
The Cruise Buffet
Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »
The Tourist Trap
A place designed to separate you from your dignity and cash.I wen...read more »
The Group Tour
Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2009 “Hudson Miracle & Airbnb” Edition
In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Robot Chef
Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »
The Souvenir Logic
Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Mirror
Why was the guest crying? Because the hotel mirror told him he l...read more »
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The Vacation Photo
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!