2010 Archive: The Black Swan Paranoia

I watched a movie about ballet and now I’m checking my back for feathers every time I look in the mirror.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

She’s hungry, she’s cool, and she’s the queen of the 2024 "Hit M...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

I don't know where he came from, but he’s currently the king of ...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

@Lycos_Dog12/23/2000 16:56Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@QuickTime_Viewer08/10/2005 00:43Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Palm_Pilot_User09/25/1996 15:41Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@XFiles_Spooky_M12/17/2014 19:51Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Digg_Submitter_0503/25/2009 17:18Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!