Why was every helicopter pilot nervous? Because after Black Hawk Down, everyone in 1996 assumed that if you flew over a city, you were five minutes away from a movie script.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
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