Why did the lawyer start accepting Bitcoin? Because he realized “volatile currency” is better than “no currency” from a bankrupt client.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
One billion... laughs!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
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In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
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