Why did the lawyer start “mining” Bitcoin in 2009? He didn’t understand the code, but he understood that “undisclosed digital assets” are great for divorce settlements.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
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