“Why is there a ‘Computational Fee’?” “Because I had to use a supercomputer to find a reason why you’re still tired.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dentist
"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
2025 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
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Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Still digging for more humor!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!