2016 Archive: The Bill

“Why is there a ‘Tele-Surcharge’?” “Because I had to look at your messy bedroom during the call.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

@DVD_Collector09/24/2008 23:26Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Trinity_Matrix08/09/1995 21:03Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Ring_Member_9810/22/1995 01:17Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Delicious_Links07/16/2010 03:49Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Frag_Master_9909/02/2014 15:20Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Annoying_Orange01/15/1999 15:38Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!