1999 Classic: The “Bicentennial Man” Fear

Why were we nice to the toaster? Because Robin Williams made us think our appliances might develop feelings by the year 2005.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th a "Barbie Party"? Because Dua Lipa provided the o...read more »

Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »

Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »

Why was everyone staring at their phones at 11:59 PM? Because Mar...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »

In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »

In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »

In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »

In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz08/15/2007 01:29The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Titanic_Jack03/03/2014 03:53I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Friday_Rebecca05/02/2002 21:56Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Animated_Mail_G10/18/2015 10:36The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Runescape_Noob05/25/2014 00:51Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Hashtag_Master09/22/2008 16:04#funny #joke #retro #90s