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2004 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay

Why did The Return of the King win? Because turning 1,000 pages of Elvish poetry into a movie people actually watched is a literal miracle.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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