2022 Archive: The BeReal Subpoena

Why did the lawyer love the “BeReal” app? Because it’s the only time a client accidentally captures their own crime in 2 minutes without a filter.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

@AOL_Surfer09/14/2005 15:06You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@ICQ_Master9911/08/2002 10:12Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@South_Park_Cartman02/25/2011 11:47Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@DotCom_Survivor10/17/2005 16:36I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Snatch_Mickey02/01/2014 09:13Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@AllYourBase_9905/02/2007 09:45All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Filter_Fanatic04/25/2013 16:31This joke looks better with a sepia filter.