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2007 Archive: The Benazir Bhutto Return

Why was October so tragic in Pakistan? Because she returned to save democracy, only to realize that democracy in Pakistan had a lot of people trying to stop it with bombs.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero05/30/1998 00:53I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor04/15/2012 08:43You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@AskJeeves_Fan01/26/2003 04:22Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher11/23/2006 23:57I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Gladiator_Proximo04/17/2013 23:33Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Voodoo_3dfx02/16/2007 22:11The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Grunge_Lord_9407/27/2000 15:39I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Space_Jam_Lola12/08/2010 09:14Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Salt_Bae_Original08/23/2006 21:07Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Web_2_0_Fan12/29/2004 12:03This is the future of humor!

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