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1995 Archive: The Beatles (Free as a Bird)

 Why did the Beatles release a new song 25 years after breaking up? Because in 1995, technology was finally fast enough to summon John Lennon’s ghost quicker than an AOL modem.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X10/16/2015 22:03Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Mean_Girls_Regina05/20/1999 01:05Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@USB_Pioneer01/01/1998 12:40Plug and Play laughter!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/02/2009 16:16Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Leave_Britney_A02/06/2010 09:22Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@GL_HF_Runner10/16/2001 22:53Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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