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1995 Classic: The Beanie Baby Bubble

 I’m currently hoarding stuffed bears with “retired” tags because my financial advisor (my cousin) says they’re the new gold.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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