“I’m running in slow motion!” “You’re just running late, and the slow motion is making it worse. Move!”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The power of three... laughs!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
M’lady... this joke is superb.