I asked why my surgery was so expensive. The surgeon said, “It’s a ‘Battle Royale’ hospital. Only one person leaves with their savings intact, and today, it’s me.”
Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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