I went in for a basement mystery and left with a permanent fear of Airbnb and long-haired women.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
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Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
The stars are aligned for this joke.