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Why were the skeletons swinging their arms like they were trying to fly? Because the “Floss” was born, and nobody’s shoulders were safe.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »

Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »

Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »

Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »

Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »

Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »

Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »

Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »

@Doom_Guy03/09/2010 01:22Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Bluetooth_Bot01/16/2009 05:32Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Pi_Mathematics05/19/2008 06:27Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Hellboy_Red01/22/2007 18:23I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Trainspotting_Rent09/03/2013 02:11Choose life. Choose a joke.

@G_I_Joe_Real06/10/2001 03:26And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Anchorman_Ron08/18/1995 11:45I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.