Why did the lawyer represent Baby Yoda? To sue anyone using the term “Baby Yoda” instead of “The Child”—that’s a $50,000 trademark violation per mention.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!