1997 Vintage: The Austin Powers Vocabulary

Why was the BBQ “shagadelic”? Because 1997 was the year we all started saying “Oh, behave!” to the dog whenever it tried to steal a sausage.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »

My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »

In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »

Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »

Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9009/02/1998 04:29In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Twister_Chaser12/09/2000 09:05A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Harry_Potter_Ron08/11/2007 22:03Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Donnie_Darko_8807/29/1996 01:47Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan06/20/2006 19:38Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Friday_Rebecca09/22/2006 14:37Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Mind_Blown_Gif09/27/2006 10:36*Boom* - there goes my brain!