Why did we drink Green Bean Coffee in Iraq? To prove that “Corporate Logistics” can reach a war zone faster than “Medical Logistics.”
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
The highest note of humor!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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