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1997 Classic: The Aqua “Barbie Girl” Earworm

 It’s been three months and I still can’t get that song out of my head. I think this is what psychological warfare feels like.

Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower12/11/2006 04:02The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan03/19/2012 15:21I am crying... with laughter!
@Pizza_Pizza_9912/19/1996 09:29Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Rewritable_CD07/23/2005 12:28I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@BitTorrent_0110/01/2009 14:53Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Warcraft_Orc06/22/2006 06:49Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan10/19/1996 03:09Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Captain_Obvious09/08/2001 02:23This is a comment on a funny joke.

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