“My watch tells me my heart rate is high!” “Is it because you’re exercising?” “No, it’s because I just saw the credit card statement for this watch.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Card
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The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
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Why did I get divorced? Well,...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!