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2016 Classic: The Apple vs. FBI Case

Why wouldn’t Apple unlock the iPhone? To prove that “Privacy” is a product feature, not just a suggestion from the Bill of Rights.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2023 Classic: The "Thirsties" Awards
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34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition
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2024 Archive: The 4-Day Work Week Trials
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2025 Archive: The Universal Basic Income Trials
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2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act
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37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The "Bio-hacked" Athlete
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2025 Legacy: The First AI Senator
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2025 Vintage: The "Flat Earth" Re-emergence
Why did people believe in it again in 2025? Because thanks to Dee...read more »
2025 Classic: The Apple "Vision Pro" Diplomacy
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User02/03/2010 14:18I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Hotmail_Checker07/02/1995 01:36Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Clueless_Dionne02/22/2014 01:22Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@DVD_Rom_King09/11/2010 12:51More capacity for humor on this site!
@One_Does_Not_S12/16/2001 21:07One does not simply read one joke.
@Excite_User_9706/19/1997 12:56This site is very exciting!
@Warcraft_Orc10/21/2004 08:51Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Tablet_User_1001/02/2008 22:34Tapping my way to a good mood.

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