2011 Vintage: The Annie

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

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@Matrix_Glitch11/12/2015 17:19There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@T9_Texter02/27/1997 11:024-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Cast_Away_Wilson10/17/2007 00:14WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/02/1999 18:13One billion... laughs!

@Numa_Numa_Guy02/11/2012 10:29Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Spawn_Camper_J04/12/2003 14:45I’m staying right here until I read every joke.