2016 Archive: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/12/2005 00:29Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Flash_Animator07/08/1995 10:30I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Beverly_Hills_9021009/08/1999 03:33The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Badger_Badger_M06/18/2014 18:53Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Charlie_Bit_Me07/29/1997 23:44Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Fire_Background07/20/1995 09:35This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@HotBot_User08/15/2007 01:16Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler02/13/1996 04:42May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Arthas_Fan_0206/30/2001 23:43Succeeding you, father... in laughing!