2006 Archive: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!

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@Toy_Story_Woody02/03/2007 11:16There is a joke in my boot!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei02/21/2003 09:22You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Speed_Racer_Go10/03/2006 00:53Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Ninja_Turtle_R06/14/2011 12:26Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Bad_Luck_Brian05/06/2003 10:47Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Blogger_Default04/02/2013 11:26Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Hi5_Pro_User03/11/2013 08:30High five for this joke!

@Leeroy_Jenkins02/09/2015 00:49At least I have chicken... and this joke!