A guy walks into a 1995 clinic and says, “Doctor, I think I have amnesia.” The doctor says, “When did this start?” The guy says, “When did what start?”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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