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2014 Vintage: The “All About That Bass” Era

Why was the 2014 BBQ so “Treble-free”? Because Meghan Trainor told us that “every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top,” which is great news when you’re on your third dessert.

Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic07/13/1998 20:36This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@AskJeeves_Fan09/30/1997 19:33Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Inkjet_Printers01/25/2015 00:15Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Voodoo_3dfx09/08/2000 05:55The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@AllYourBase_9902/25/2003 14:16All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Blogger_Default01/26/1995 04:13Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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