Why did the lawyer ask Alexa to take the stand? Because she was the only one in the house who didn’t sign a non-disclosure agreement.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Plug and Play laughter!
A joke for the end of the world.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.