1997 Vintage: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/09/1998 05:49I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Burning_CDs10/15/2014 02:20I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Tank_Operator01/16/1996 19:29Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/23/1998 21:51I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Map_Maker_X02/20/2015 19:00The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Cool_Story_Bro05/01/1997 21:08Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Mobile_Web_0109/08/1996 22:16Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!