1995 Classic: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything when you open the door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

@ICQ_Classic06/06/2005 03:36That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Eminem_Fan_0010/08/1998 03:26Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Broadband_Newbie01/17/1995 23:09Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@American_Psycho_P02/12/2011 19:12I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S07/18/1996 03:21I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry11/19/1996 04:01In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Flash_Intro_Hater01/15/2010 07:28Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@GG_WP_9808/21/2001 22:25Good game, well played. This is a winner.