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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/04/1995 08:32I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Sid_Meier_Fan05/12/2000 01:42Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Msdos_Expert10/17/2013 02:09DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Dodgeball_Pat02/25/2015 05:33If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Afk_For_Laughs10/01/2005 03:23Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Charlie_Unicorn08/09/2007 04:15We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat09/22/2000 03:01Heh heh heh. Good one.