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2018 Vintage: The Alarm Clock

 She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.

Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro01/03/2014 05:50Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@StarWars_Nerd03/28/2012 21:34The farce is strong with this one!
@Beverly_Hills_9021002/09/1995 23:56The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Gladiator_Proximo03/28/2005 05:39Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Pirate_Bay_9912/31/2008 01:10Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Weird_Science_G04/25/1997 18:51We created a monster... of a joke!
@Tina_Eat_Food05/21/1997 23:57Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Deal_With_It_G08/06/1998 09:09Deal with it. This is gold.

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