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2005 Vintage: The Alarm Clock

 She says my alarm clock is “a liar.”

Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2023, everyone was asking ChatGPT to do their homework and won...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover07/06/2005 09:35You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz08/09/2014 09:02The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/13/1996 20:20A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Zip_Drive_Owner02/21/2010 22:08Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Joe_Cartoon_G08/29/2012 12:36Press the button for more humor!
@Challenge_Acc04/03/2007 18:22Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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