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2011 Vintage: The Airbag

 She asked if the SUV has “passive-aggressive sensors.” I told her they’re currently in the passenger seat.

Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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