A girl starts singing “Someone Like You” at the end of the bar. The bartender says, “I wish nothing but the best for you too, but please stop crying into the pretzels.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2024 Legacy: The It Ends With Us
A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!