The official song of every guy who thinks he’s a “bad boy” but still calls his mom every Sunday.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
This joke is an Epic Win!
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