Why was the lawyer happy? Now he can watch the “discovery” files leak in 4K while sitting on a yacht.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
The power of three... laughs!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!